Depuis le temps qu'on en parle ! Monkey Business

[intro]
Once upon a time, in a jungle not so far
Lived a bunch of monkeys who were touched by grace
They were almost deaf and hated the guitar
But what they did there was real monkey business

C1
First monkey was a drummer
Slamming hands wide open on a large hollow tree
Breaking sticks on leaves 'til the break of dawn
In the peaceful jungle the silence was gone
All the animals were down on their knees
So they went to the witch, to gag Sir Gibbon
And that evil bitch summoned the queen of bees
An old jungle spirit, who turned him 'to a man

[Ref]
Monkey business
Lyrical awesomeness
Musical delicatesse
If your lacking that finesse
We turn your boy into a girl
And that girl into a total mistress

monkey business, monkey monkey buzz-ee-ness
ca t'secoue sec comme un palmier et ca fais bouger tes fesses
monkey business, ca te fais des choses dans ton pantalon
monkey business plus ca dure et plus c'est bon
violent comme un coup d'boule et meilleur que l'sexe
sort ta monnaie de singe et dit bonjour a la maitresse



C2
Second monkey played with strings
She was rubbing her fingers in every sticky places
creating weird sounds, made from scratches n' stitches
bending conventions, 'should have seen their faces
so the animal kingdom decreed she had to pay,
that bloody noisy missy, on her heretic way
this time the witch pled the mighty willow whirl
and that old spirit made her a boyish girl

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C3
Third monkey was the smallest
But she was by far the loudest of all
With her little fingers she made the tallest trees fall
Her bass was so loud that animals went deaf
And so they visited the witch to put an end to this mess
She was fed up with the stupid Animals, so she miscast the spell
She summoned a cool demon directly from hell
And the spirit gave to lady ape a demented devil dress

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C4
Fourth monkey came from nowhere
Red and langing and twanging as a hive
The jungle was his playground, he shouted here and there
and he had rejected any other beast tribe
Animals were terrified by that furious loud one
but they had chafed the witch so much that she would not summon
Called a tiny ghost from her tiny magic bell
And the ghost surprinsingly made him human as well

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C5
Close your eyes, the story nearly ends
In the land of Man, our charming ex-monkeys
felt lonely, misfited, cursed among people
the istsy bitsy witch impressed by their soul
found them four and said 'let's amaze the freaks
let's band together and paint the city in red
The end of the story, you've already read
The monkeys are now known as Hypnotizing Chicks